October Is Here
October’s Here October’s here and so is the best time of the year! The leaves change, the wind smells of cider and pumpkin, and, best of all, Halloween! Finally we can go out like ourselves! This is the only time of year we can use our Gifts in public—to an…
Disturbing Materials
Computer Lab Teachers Find Disturbing Materials Mr. Cotes, after taking his students to the lab to research diseases and injuries, claims to have found some disturbing materials. “I was about to close up the lab when I noticed a student left their computer logged in. I went over to…
WWA New Record
New Record in Winterwood S.S. Program! We are excited to announce a new record in the school’s survival simulation program! Set by Katara Baneswing, Class 1, she has now defeated Jason Tritan’s previous record of 24 minutes! When asked about the win, Ms. Baneswing simply shrugged and said, “I…
Breaking News
Breaking News Today! As of today, the woman’s bathrooms by room A62 has finally been fixed! Thanks to the great Soldiers and Sweepers involved in the process, the prank pulled off by the Rats has been cleaned out. Though it may smell like eggs and rotten meat for some…
Wanted/Missing
Wanted: Angel Teacher I need a teacher that is willing to take me step-by-step through the flying process. My wings are a little…different and I have not figured out how to use them to fly. Anyone willing to help me can give me a call at 965-20. Pay would be…