Wanted: Angel Teacher

I need a teacher that is willing to take me step-by-step through the flying process. My wings are a little…different and I have not figured out how to use them to fly. Anyone willing to help me can give me a call at 965-20. Pay would be discussed once you see my wings.

Wanted: Pizza

Yeah, so, if you make really good pizza, you should bring it to lunch sometime. Cool. Thanks. -Danny

Wanted: Boyfriend

I’m a really nice girl and if you like anime or video games, or maybe even writing or drawing, then you should totally date me. Thanks. Call 920-45.

Missing: Key

I know you took it, Mack. Just give it back or I’ll tell everyone. –Jane