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            As of today, the woman’s bathrooms by room A62 has finally been fixed! Thanks to the great Soldiers and Sweepers involved in the process, the prank pulled off by the Rats has been cleaned out. Though it may smell like eggs and rotten meat for some time, the Principal reassures everyone that “the Rats will be dealt with in Coach’s class.” To those of you Rats involved in this: you’d better watch out. Coach isn’t known to go easy on trouble-makers.

Lizards v. Shifters

            The tension between the Lizards and the Shifters is starting to come to a head as Class 3 student, Freddick Tenacity, challenged Katara Baneswing to a fight. Her being the most illusive of all the Shifters, Freddick claimed he would bait her into showing off her Shifted form then beat her in a duel despite whatever she turned into. “The Lizards are the big-shots here, not the Shifters. Who wants fleas, anyways?” After a moment of scratching his head profusely, he continued, “Besides, we don’t have to change our height and we get stronger and faster whenever we shift. They don’t always have that guarantee. She probably turns into a mole, anyway.” He laughed here, though I bet he wished he didn’t. Samuel Jackson, a Class 1 who shares the name of a famous actor, barreled in out of nowhere and punched Freddick right in the jaw. “If you insult her again,” he warned, “I’ll see how fast you move when you’re on fire.” Naturally, the administration pulled Samuel away and had a long talk with him.

Freddick Tenacity ended up backing down from the fight, though Katara had already claimed she would refuse it anyway.