To All Rats
Warning to the Rats All air ducts now have cameras, motion sensors, and alarm systems. There is little tolerance for your pranks and you will be put into detention if you are found trying to pull a prank. You guys suck. (But not you, Jannette, you’re pretty cool.) …
Disturbing Materials
Computer Lab Teachers Find Disturbing Materials Mr. Cotes, after taking his students to the lab to research diseases and injuries, claims to have found some disturbing materials. “I was about to close up the lab when I noticed a student left their computer logged in. I went over to…
WWA New Record
New Record in Winterwood S.S. Program! We are excited to announce a new record in the school’s survival simulation program! Set by Katara Baneswing, Class 1, she has now defeated Jason Tritan’s previous record of 24 minutes! When asked about the win, Ms. Baneswing simply shrugged and said, “I…
Breaking News
Breaking News Today! As of today, the woman’s bathrooms by room A62 has finally been fixed! Thanks to the great Soldiers and Sweepers involved in the process, the prank pulled off by the Rats has been cleaned out. Though it may smell like eggs and rotten meat for some…
Winterwood Academy Tournament
Tournament A tournament has been started by Coach to encourage strength, agility, and intellect! Students will be tested in all these fields if they are to compete. Coach has explained the tournament and this is how it will work: there will be three rounds and alliances are allowed. Safety…