I roleplay quite often, and a friend and I were talking about the idea of roleplaying with some bad-donkey characters of ours. Mine, of course, would be Jade. (She’s a beast.) So, in jumping-the-gun fashion, I started to write my part of the roleplay only for it to turn out really long.

No, we haven’t even started the RP yet.

Jade stood up, looking around. The visor of her helmet outlined the nearest security cameras but none of them were facing this way. She turned back to her kill, making a face.

“Sorry, mister, but I don’t like Thrax on my property.” She unlatched a thick bag from her belt and shoved the man’s decapitated head into it. The heat from the blade she had killed him with minimized the bleeding, making it even less likely for the blood to drip through the thick bag. She latched it back onto her belt and looked around.

“Chloe, I need an escape route.”

‘Displaying escape route now, mistress.’ A light blue line flickered to life inside her visor, showing the path out of the tall estate building. She glanced up at the cameras as they rotated on their hinges. She moved into a ready position. Then she launched herself forward, following the blue line to freedom.

The elevator dinged and two men stepped out, laughing. Jade’s eyes widened and she threw herself into the nearest room.

“Damn it. Chloe, find me another way out.”

‘Done. Please follow the updated escape route.’ The blue line changed its position. Jade glanced around to find it, then sighed.

“Chloe. You want me to jump out of a thirteen story building? I didn’t realize you hated me so much.”

‘Mistress, if you run from one end of this room to the other at the estimated speed, you will hit oncoming traffic that will not kill you.’

            “And if I miss?”

‘Then I will be out of a job, mistress.’

“Hey!” Jade whirled around, one of the men standing over the decapitated man’s body. She cursed viciously and started running at the window.

‘Please pick your fat ass up, mistress, or you will force me out of a job.’

            “Oh shut up, Chloe.” Jade pressed herself further, passing the bed and chairs until she came to the full-length window.

“Harden the suit now!” Jade turned her shoulder to the window and launched herself out, glass shattering everywhere. Chloe then hardened her suit, Jade’s thick armor becoming immoveable but also much more formidable.