This is an older piece of a script my friend and I rehearsed, practiced, and choreographed. We meant to do it on May Fourth, but neglected to do so! D: So I post it hear so that at least someone can see this. It was pretty sick.<\/p>\n
Dara is my friend’s character.<\/p>\n
Jade is mine.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
[Enter Jade and Darra. BOTH are walking towards one another, accidently brush into each other. BOTH step a few more steps then pause and turn around to face each other. At first there is silence, before BOTH speak up.]<\/p>\n
BOTH: Excuse you.<\/p>\n
JADE: Excuse me? Excuse you, you bloody gizak.<\/p>\n
DARRA: I\u2019m sorry, didn\u2019t quite hear what you said.<\/p>\n
JADE: You didn\u2019t? Oh, dear, I do hope you aren\u2019t going deaf.<\/p>\n
DARRA: That would be a shame, wouldn\u2019t it? I think someone<\/i> owes me an apology.<\/p>\n
JADE: Wonder who that could be. Wouldn\u2019t be me, however, for I think someone owes me<\/i> an apology.<\/p>\n
DARRA: Oh, I don\u2019t think so.<\/p>\n
JADE: You don\u2019t? See, only a guilty person says that.<\/p>\n
DARRA: Only a fool demands an apology when the fault is there\u2019s.<\/p>\n
JADE: Really? I never demanded anything. You\u2019re the one placing blame. Something plaguing your conscious?<\/p>\n
DARRA: Mine\u2019s<\/i> perfectly clear. I only place blame when blame is deserved.<\/p>\n
JADE: Is that so, gizak? It seems you\u2019ve fallen short in your judgment.<\/p>\n
DARRA: Wampas always were stupid.<\/p>\n
JADE: And hssisses always avoided rightful blame.<\/p>\n
DARRA: Speak for yourself.<\/p>\n
JADE: Lost for words?<\/p>\n
DARRA: Of course not, hutt-spawn.<\/p>\n
JADE: I\u2019m sorry, schutta, I didn\u2019t hear you. Mind repeating that?<\/p>\n
DARRA: As you wish. Hut. Spawn.<\/p>\n
JADE: I\u2019m sorry, E Chu Ta, you seem to be referring to some other laserbrain than me. Maybe you\u2019re lashing out with all the things you\u2019ve heard yourself be called. Poor gizak.<\/p>\n
DARRA:\u00a0 Poor sculag, you\u2019re so confused.<\/p>\n
JADE: Excuse me, you Nerf Herder, for simply wanting you to apologize for rudely running into me! How bloody hard is it for you to apologize, gizak!?<\/p>\n
DARRA: Chubba! You<\/i> ran into me! Which is why your clumsy shebs should apologize to me!<\/p>\n
JADE: Bloody lurdo! Why would I apologize to a sleemo like you?<\/p>\n
DARRA: Shavit! I\u2019m surprised your idiocy has gotten you this far in life, you\u2019re so blaster-brained!<\/p>\n
JADE: Excuse me for having<\/i> a brain! At least I\u2019m not some mindless schutta like you. Luckily for me, I still have a future!<\/p>\n
DARRA: Scutta?! \u00a0E chu ta! At least I\u2019m not ugly.<\/p>\n
JADE: Ugly? You clearly haven\u2019t looked in a mirror. Ever.<\/p>\n
DARRA: Neither have you, slimy dianoga.<\/p>\n
BOTH: [pause. Then, shouting.] YOU BLURRG!<\/p>\n
[BOTH glare angrily and reach for their lightsabers. They attack]<\/p>\n
[FIRST: lightsaber clash, JADE is kicked in the stomach, she then goes to attack, DARRA grabs wrist, throws lightsaber aside, JADE pulls out third lightsaber, DARRA grabs her discarded one. Circle. Then attack, spin away, attack, JADE jumps attack, DARRA ducks while slicing for legs. Then DARRA goes for the legs, JADE jumps over , JADE flips around and goes for the back, DARRA blocks behind her back, throws JADE off. KNIFE FIGHT. Block twice, JADE\u2019S arms get crossed, throws DARRA off, BOTH stab then slice for the stomach, BOTH move away then cut the other\u2019s lightsaber. BOTH are now down to one. Switch lightsaber technique, hit, JADE kicks, DARRA goes back, BOTH attack again, DARRA jump kicks JADE. Circle. Attack, JADE goes with her free hand to the head, DARRA blocks, BOTH go to kick, hit knees, BOTH retreat in pain. BOTH use the Force then get thrown back. Go for a final end-all attack, stop inches away from the neck, step back, nod, walk off grumbling: May the Force be with you.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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