{"id":551,"date":"2013-10-09T11:35:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-09T17:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.winter-publishing.com\/?p=551"},"modified":"2013-10-06T21:43:52","modified_gmt":"2013-10-07T03:43:52","slug":"wantedmissing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/2013\/10\/09\/wantedmissing\/","title":{"rendered":"Wanted\/Missing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wanted: Angel Teacher<\/p>\n<p>I need a teacher that is willing to take me step-by-step through the flying process. My wings are a little\u2026different and I have not figured out how to use them to fly. Anyone willing to help me can give me a call at 965-20. Pay would be discussed once you see my wings.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Wanted: Pizza<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, so, if you make really good pizza, you should bring it to lunch sometime. Cool. Thanks. -Danny<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Wanted: Boyfriend<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m a really nice girl and if you like anime or video games, or maybe even writing or drawing, then you should totally date me. Thanks. Call 920-45.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Missing: Key<\/p>\n<p>I know you took it, Mack. Just give it back or I\u2019ll tell everyone. \u2013Jane<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wanted: Angel Teacher I need a teacher that is willing to take me step-by-step through the flying process. My wings are a little\u2026different and I have not figured out how to use them to fly. Anyone willing to help me can give me a call at 965-20. Pay would be&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[63],"tags":[72,16,12,76,69,60,97,65,66,70],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p27tjX-8T","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=551"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":552,"href":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551\/revisions\/552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}