{"id":1092,"date":"2017-09-05T12:05:50","date_gmt":"2017-09-05T18:05:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/?p=1092"},"modified":"2017-08-23T23:16:38","modified_gmt":"2017-08-24T05:16:38","slug":"how-to-choose-a-childhood-crush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/2017\/09\/05\/how-to-choose-a-childhood-crush\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Choose A Childhood Crush"},"content":{"rendered":"

How to choose a crush:<\/p>\n

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  1. He should be the tallest boy around\u2014or at least taller than you.<\/li>\n
  2. He should probably be the fastest runner in the playground. Speed is important.<\/li>\n
  3. He shouldn\u2019t know you exist. This way, you cling to any attention he gives you.<\/li>\n
  4. He should have cute(?) face. It is evident from extensive notes that having cute(?) children is also extremely important.<\/li>\n
  5. He shouldn\u2019t have any prior conversations with you. Nothing of real substance, anyway.<\/li>\n
  6. He should cause you to eat an entire jar of butterflies\u2014without these, the crush won\u2019t last.\n
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    1. Seriously. Eat the butterflies.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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      How to choose a crush: He should be the tallest boy around\u2014or at least taller than you. He should probably be the fastest runner in the playground. Speed is important. He shouldn\u2019t know you exist. This way, you cling to any attention he gives you. He should have cute(?) face….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[283],"tags":[26,367,359,360,362,361,366,241,368,370,158,364,363,206,207,256,157,12,369,238,358,88,335,371,164,68,365,334,114,304,60,97,37,165],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p27tjX-hC","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1092"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1092"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1093,"href":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1092\/revisions\/1093"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/winter-publishing.com\/welcome-to-winter\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}